So today I bought a huge bag of cat food and seat belted it in to my passengers seat. later a cop pulled me over to tell me my left tire was really lose. He looked in to my car and asked me why I had a big bag of “cat product” seat belted in to my passengers seat. I looked at him with watery eyes and told him I was lonely. Then he gave me the most sympathetic look I’ve ever seen and said “have a good day, get that tire looked at.”
